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Living the Life in NYC

Your days are numbered so make them count!

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News From Subway

Is your name Jared? If yes, you may be eligible for financial restitution or a free Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich. Click here for details.

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Your Weekly Horoscope

We bet you're wondering what the heck is going to happen to you this week, which is why we hired a tarot reader for contract.

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Kid-Friendly Hitman For Hire!

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Get a Job at Denny's

America's favorite diner is hiring!

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THIS Creative Customer Reimagined the Classic Kids Meal!

can i have a bubger , please, ?

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Are You a Writer in NYC? Here's an Exciting New Offer Just for You!

Look man, you're gonna have to go to grad school anyway so just click on this.

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Where did I put my keys?
Favorite Fran Lebowitz quote
What is your bodega order?
What's going on in the news?

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Watch Out Water Signs!

I am going to gut you like a fish.


Hot Single in Your Area Looking for Love

Get a leg-up on the treacherous NYC dating scene.

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Urgently Seeking Donut Employees

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We Stay Winning!

Why did I break up with my girlfriend?
Why did I start dating my boyfriend?
How am I going to get home?
Summer hobbies

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What if Adam Sandler was Reading This Right Now? Would He Laugh? Would He Cry?

Signs of spring
Predictions for 2021 MLB season
Plague NFTs

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